Here we go.

I hope this will be an exciting experience for all of us. Hopefully I'll be able to get up to a readership of one, two, even five people in due time. I will work hard for your viewing pleasure. Progressivism, the White Sox, and the pure absurdity of life shall all be written about and duly made fun of throughout the tenure of this weird experiment. You, my dear reader, can expect the standard rantings and ravings about politics and sports, and also a short story or two, but probably just a couple sketches. One thing is for sure: it's going to be underwhelming. I hope your stay is a pleasant one.